3 Steamy Deep Cleaning Solutions For Your Entire Family

You ever notice how the intonation of “come over to the room” sounds like, when my wife says that, what she really mean is she wants me to help her in deep cleaning. I was actually thinking she lit up a candle. She’ll look at me domineering, all proud of herself, like auditioning for the role Mrs. Khoo in I Not Stupid the sequel.

On-site Steam Cleaning

But I have to be careful here—I don’t want to get in trouble at home. My wife’s cleaning is solid. I mean, it looks clean. It smells nice, too! Lavender. Everyone loves lavender, right? But if you run a finger along the top of the bedframe, you’re suddenly in a different world. I call that laosai instead of lavender, you know. It’s like, “Do we really sleep here?”

But it’s not just my wife. It’s all spouses! I told my friend that and he said his wife’s idea of cleaning is “spray and pray.” You know the drill—hit everything with a little disinfectant spray, wipe it with a paper towel, and hope that whatever was there just gives up and leaves. I’m not saying it doesn’t work—I’m just saying that bacteria’s probably laughing under its breath like, “That all you got? Come back when you bring the bleach.”

But the kids…oh, the kids take it to another level. You ever ask your kid to “clean your room thoroughly”? What you mean is: “Tidy up, make it look like humans live here, maybe find that snack you dropped behind the bed three months ago.” What they hear is: “Move a few things around, shove everything under the bed, and then call it a day.” I once asked my daughter to clean her room, and I swear to you, I walked in 20 minutes later and the place looked like a Barbie walked on her own.

I asked, “Did you clean your room?” She looks at me like, “Yeah! I moved my dolls.” Moved. My. Dolls. Like, okay, congrats on relocating those airheads inches across the floor.

Meanwhile, I’m over here thinking —you know, basically how to wayang for the almighty Queen.

I’ll tell you what. My idea of deep cleaning is steam cleaning. You ever get that weird satisfaction from the smell of smoke rising up just like your morning cuppa coffee? It’s better than seeing hair stuck in lint roller seriously.

Carpet Deep Cleaning

And don’t get me started on vacuum lines—plug in the mean machine, hear it roar like a beast. Hell bent in sucking in all the hair like I’m from planet of the apes. Oh those perfect vertical straight lines on a freshly vacuumed spot. I would’ve take photos and post them in my socials if I could. Crop circle in the carpet. The truth be told, who in the right frame of mind wants to see a sweaty half naked dad bod doing house chores, let alone in broad daylight. I might as well go work as animal ranger in Night Safari.

Pressure Washer

But even vacuuming pales in comparison to the sheer joy of a pressure jet. That blast of water, a controlled torrent of fury, slay through grime like a hot knife through butter. Watching years of grime peel away from the driveway, the patio, the fence… it’s a primal satisfaction. You feel like a superhero, wielding a weapon against the forces of dirt and decay. And the smell of freshly cleaned concrete? Shiok lah!

So yeah anyway, you get it right. In most homes, “deep cleaning” means something different to everyone. But here’s the thing—when Hybee says deep cleaning, we really mean it. No shortcuts and no half-bakes. We’ll hit every corner and surface. Not just bedroom, our house deep cleaning encompasses kitchen cleaning, bathroom and living room as well. We take cleaning seriously because someone in this house has to!

Don’t just take our word for it, hear more from Hybee’s deep cleaning services Singapore in Carousell.